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the KGB abduct Mickey Mouse - a TRUE STORY! With the opening up of old Communist Russia to the west and the explosion of information available over the internet, the author of this page has conclusive evidence that in the early 1980's, during the height of the cold war, Mickey Mouse was abducted by the KGB, interrogated about the American nuclear program, and then sent back. So, the conclusive evidence is as follows:
Image 1: dated 1/10/1981 - Mickey Mouse is accompanied by a full complement of KGB agents to thier headquarters in Moscow.
Image 2: While an enchancment of the area behind the passenger seat only hints towards the presence of the characteristic pair of round ears.....
Image 3: ..... a full thermal optic enhancment clearly shows the prescence of Mickey Mouse. The full implications of such a large scale abduction and subsequent interrogation has led us to wonder exactly how much information was extracted from the mouse, and, for all intents and purpouses, we cannot be exactly sure the effect it had on the hapless rodent. Our only advice is - next time, BEWARE THE MOUSE! |