Who is McGyver?

The one known as McGyver is shown to the left. McGyver is my paddle pop stick. However, he is no ordinary bit of wood. McGyver, is, in fact, the real world personnification of the television McGyver, who works for the Pheonix foundation. A little known fact is that McGyver's first name is "Angus" (Scottish heritage).

ermmm.....?

However, this is unimportant. McGyver is my spiritual guide, and, in times of stress, crisis and indescision actually speaks to me. He is always with me, and bestows upon me protection and luck. Do not be afraid if you see me conversing with a small plank of wood. McGyver has and will speak to others upon request. Be careful of jesting at the frivolous nature of McGyver's current form; he has been known to suddenly attack at random, putting hexes and curses on his assailants and causing severe maiming and injury!!!!

get psychiatric help.

If you have any further comments or suggestions (e.g. explanations for psychiatric disordes involving speaking to inanimate sticks of wood) mail me.

i mean it. GET HELP!!!

i think i have had too much coffee.....